SEAL KIM KO

ShortComedy

I Am Korean Trying To Be Korean

A Film By
Kim Jae Bum (Seal Kim)
Cast
Kim Su Chang (Holic) · Jooyoung Kim (Joorang)

With no way back,
we decided to laugh

Holic lived a long time in Coron in the Philippines, and I lived a long time in Bangkok. The years spent there as outsiders rather than tourists were what we had to talk about whenever we met, and that shared sense held us together. During the pandemic we both came into Korea, and then both countries shut down and we could not go back.

The day we met again we laughed until we cried. Both of us had ended up having to readjust to our own country, gone unfamiliar in the years we were away. Handled seriously it turns into a complaint. So we decided to get the laugh in first. Holic plays the lead.

Green islands and turquoise water seen from above
Footage from the years of living there
A figure crouched on grey tidal flats, an apartment skyline in the distance
Where he landed, the tidal flats
A 2020 caption card ringed with virus illustrations
The card that cuts the story
A news broadcast announcing the Manila lockdown. Soldiers with signs stand at a checkpoint
The news that closed the way back

The ruler for measuring how strange Korea is
is Coron

At an unstaffed cafe kiosk, at a till that only takes cards, in front of water that never gets cut off, the subtitles do not use Seoul as the standard. In Coron this is five hundred won. In Coron it is cash only. In Coron the water gets cut. The side that is supposed to adapt becomes the measure instead, and that inverted conversion is both the joke of the film and the state the lead is in.

Standing in front of a supermarket shelf making a phone call, captioned in Coron this is five hundred won
Supermarket prices
Two people paying at an unstaffed cafe, captioned in Coron it is cash only
Paying at the unstaffed cafe
A phone timer propped beside a bag, captioned in Coron the water gets cut
Coron style water cuts, indoors

Seoul flows on
and one person stands still

There is a shot that places the lead in the middle of the street and runs the cars and the people past him at speed. Without a line of dialogue this single scene says everything about the gap in adjustment speeds. It is a comedy sketch borrowing the form of a documentary, so the funny scenes and the scenes where time passes wear the same face.

Standing still at the roadside in front of a cafe as cars blur past
A person stopped, a Seoul that flows

The one who meant to leave stays,
and the one who was watching goes

While he was in Korea, Holic had a child. The one who kept saying he would go back ended up staying, and I, who had been watching from beside him, wheel a suitcase into the departure gate. The swap of positions is the film's last joke.

The final caption on black closes that swap with a single line of internet slang.

Lifting a child high with both arms by a window
The one who stays
Walking a suitcase in through the automatic doors of the departure gate, seen from behind
The one who leaves
The final caption on black. A well-known Korean internet catchphrase about saying goodbye to everyone, throwing off every bond of this world, and going off to find one's own happiness
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